Unfortunately, the page with the original character bios was lost. To give you an indication of the weird storylines of the game, I've done my best to rewrite them from memory.

Kai
replaced with:
CuJox
Raiden
replaced with:
Dave the MK Chef
Shinnok
replaced with:
Patrick Duffy
weapon: Giant Toothpick
Liu Kang
replaced with:
FatSatan
weapon: Split Sword
Reptile
replaced with:
Jugs/Pink Ninja
Scorpion
replaced with:
Toke
Jax
replaced with:
Gayrax
Reiko
replaced with:
Joke
Johnny Cage
replaced with:
LKW
Jarek
replaced with:
Dynobutt
Tanya
replaced with:
Jane the Janitoress
weapon: Broomerang
Fujin
replaced with:
Pimpbot 5,000
Sub-Zero
replaced with:
Human Sfinktor
weapon: Poop Scepter
Quan Chi
replaced with:
Bob Saget
Sonya
replaced with:
Bizatch
Goro
replaced with:
Whoro
Noob Saibot
replaced with:
John the Janitor
weapon: Ragged Mop


Dave
When Duffy begins his vile occupation of Earth, Dave resides in the Netherealm as Duffy's slave cook. The MK Chef is in charge of preparing the finest meals for him and his guests. When he learns of his master's plans, Dave decides to enter the tournament to find freedom. He leaves the Netherealm, but not before dumping a healthy dose of laxatives in the soup he serves.

Patrick Duffy
The hell-spawned actor rises from the pits. Infuriated now that his TV career is in the gutter, Duffynok rallies an army of Netherealm warriors to help him conquer the Earth realm. He takes control of all TV stations and begins airing reruns of Step By Step, effectively rendering the population helpless. But Duffy's reign does not go unchallenged...

FatSatan
Having recently moved into a luxurious appartment somewhere in Nether-Netherland (a subregion of the Netherealm), FatSatan is among the first to hear of Duffynok's evil scheme. In light of his allegiance to Lord Balzax, FS enters the tournament to save Earth realm at all costs.

Jugs
Jugs is actually a former part of FatSatan's persona. They were split when FatSatan got kneed in the junk at a barfight. Deformed and hateful of his alter ego, Jugs donned a dirty shirt and Mexican Lucha Libra mask, and joined forces with Duffy to serve evil.

Pink Ninja
Pink Ninja was exiled from his tribe at the tender age of 13, for refusing to give up his alternate lifestyle. The wandering youth met with Jugs and teamed up to spawn an army of Sodomites, increasing the military power of Duffynok. Pink Ninja and Jugs are rarely seen separate from one another.

Joke
After the cyberclown's soul returns to his body, Joke breathes life into a master plan. He wants to employ the children of the world as his prostitute army. He aligns himself with Duffynok to bring this plan to fruition, but hides his own motives. A secret alliance with Jane will help him betray his master when the time has come.

Jane
After her humiliating defeat at the hands of John the Janitor, Jane fell to the Netherealm. In time, she began training for the day when she would finally destroy her nemesis. When Duffy approached her for a position in his army of darkness, Jane immediately accepted, hoping to come close enough to John to finish him off.

Whoro
The half-human crossdresser initially declined when approached by Duffy to become his personal protector. But, when Duffy offered him a TV show and his own lifestyle magazine ("W"), Whoro could not resist. Now the question remains of whether or not he will destroy the realm protected by the object of his affection, John...

John
The mighty ninjanitor awakens in the darkness of the Netherealm. Summoned by Balzax to end Duffy's villainous tyrrany, John leaves to enter the tournament. Unfortunately, he is too late in signing up, and must watch the battle from the shadows. However, the danger of Duffy is too great, and in time, John will join in the fight to stop him.



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