While I'm working on this shit, feel free to browse these links to kick-ass stuff.

Best 911 dispatcher on the planet.
- If these were my kids, Id've shot them, then called 911. Take a lesson in parenting, stupid ass.

Tupac Lives!
- No, it's not CNN.com, but CNN endorses it, and it must be true, because it says CNN on it.

Acts of Gord
- A good handful of customers are retards. Are you one of them? Don't ask a cashier, they'll give you that "dumbass" look you were asking for.

Miss Dynamite Comics
- I'm still waiting for that blowjob you owe me for linking you to this.

Miss Dynamite vs. Terry Schiavo
- Terry Schiavo is still dead, and this is still funny. Deal with it.

Pearls Before Swine
- Nominated for the Best Straight Lines in a Comic Your Cripped Ass Couldn't Draw if You Tried award.

Bob & George
- Too bad Capcom sucks too much these days to even come close to something like this.

Mortal Kombat Online
- You may see me do work on this site, when I'm not busy slapping retards who actually think MK Deception is good.

The Purple Bunny's deviantART
- Fuck no I haven't added anything. Give me your stock and I'll make a pic of me stabbing you in the face.

Status of site: 2%. It's called keeping idiots in suspense.